Things I Never Thought Would Come Out Of My Mouth

whatdidisayMost of the time I don’t even notice when these type of things slip out of my mouth.  It’s our life.  It’s crazy, unexpected, and chaos.  But every once in a while, it will hit me, and I will shake my head as I wonder, “What did I just say?  How did we get to this point?”….

Just a taste of some of those moments.


  • “Stop lapping the spilled seltzer water off of the floor! “
  • “The liquid spray candy is not for your eyes!  Only your mouth!”
  • “The neighbors do not want to see your naked bum!”
  • “Not a safe choice!!  Stop reaching for the chandelier- it will not hold you!”
  • “Is that poop??”
  • “It is poop! How in the heck did poop get there?”
  • “Is this a human tooth on the counter?!?”
  • “Stop biting your toenails!”

How about you?  What is the craziest thing you’ve ever had to say to your kids?

Heather Nelson

About Heather Nelson

Heather resides in Rockland where she is busy juggling life as a newlywed, a mom to two boys (one of which who has autism), a part time job in direct sales, and a full-time job as a pediatric occupational therapy assistant. She has a love for live music, karaoke, and cheering on the underdogs.